Eve Langlais > Quotes

“It has come to my belated attention, due to a loop that I only recently managed to break, that, although you are undoubtedly human, and fragile, I am still fond of you. I’ve tried to fight it. I’ve asked the doctor if I can be cured or operated on, but it seems there is no cure, lobotomy, or programming solution to my dilemma but one. I need to keep you.”
― Eve Langlais, Aramus

“In Clint's arms, Josie discovered what the kiss of a man should feel like. Fire: unadulterated, skin-scorching, tummy twisting, panty wetting fire. He kissed her as if she were the most desirable woman in existence. He devoured her lips as if they were the most decadent treat imaginable. And when he pressed her against the hardness of his desire - for me - she mewled in want.”
― Eve Langlais, Scared of Spiders

“Why have you returned?” “I need the child she carries.” Gaia’s statement, boldly spoken, shocked everyone into stillness, and my chance arrived. I sprang, lightning quick, from Auric’s lap and slammed into the bitch’s smaller form. We both hit the floor, hard, and I managed to wrap my hands around her neck and bang her head on the floor a few times before someone yanked me off her. It didn’t stop my mouth from running though.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Revenge

“Check any dictionary in Hell and under the definition of attention whore was an image of her boss.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and Her Scot

“So if we go through with this, how do we choose a victim?” “Victim?” His brows arched. “Well, aren’t you going to kill him after for having been with me?” It was what I’d do. Don’t judge.”
― Eve Langlais, Snowballs in Hell

“Welcome to Hell where you’re screwed if you do and damned if don’t. And just so you know, Lucifer has a special spot reserved for you…”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch

“Just thinking about a job I lost.” “What? Someone didn’t hire you? Why not? Don’t they know you’re the best? Did you quote them too high? Wait, was it another one of those housewife’s wanting work done on their personal plumbing?” She arched a brow suggestively. Chris choked. “You did not just accuse me of being a handyman pimp.” “If the condom fits …” “You have a foul mouth. And to think you kiss your children with it.” “According to my mates, my mouth is perfect. And there’s nothing dirty about telling the truth.” Damn”
― Eve Langlais, Already Freakn' Mated

“He’s a bad kitty. Sexy kitty. Trying-to-suck-her-under-his-spell-again kitty. A sensual smile tugged his lips. “If you don’t start telling me what this is about, I am going to put you over my knee and warm that sweet ass of yours with the palm of my hand. Naked.”
― Eve Langlais, Panther's Claim

“First off, demon, let’s get one thing straight. I. Am. Not. Weak. What you saw last night was another fucking subclause of Lucifer’s that makes me of the same strength physically and magically as when I died, but only when on the mortal plane in the presence of the souls I damned. Any other time, I am not to be messed with.”
“If you’re so bad ass, how come I never heard of you?”
“I prefer to stay out of the spotlight, unlike some sorceress’s I know,” she said with a smile as she came to stop in front of him. “But I do have a nickname.”
“Hot on a stick?”
“No.”
“Spanks with magic?”
“Most definitely not.”
“I know, you must be the famous BJ Swallows.”
“I am going to hurt you.”
“I was right?”
“No. And your made up names are just pissing me off.”
“Made up? I’ll have you know those monikers are just a few of the more famous witch ones I know. Of course, I don’t know if their magical abilities extend beyond the pole they dance on, but still, they’re very well known in my circles.”
“Why am I not surprised?”
“Are you going to tell what your name is then? ‘Cause I’m gonna wager it isn’t Magical Pie.”
He really needed to learn how to keep certain thoughts to himself, an easy thing to promise with the iron grip she had on his balls. Not exactly how he pictured their first time touching. She twisted. He winced.
“Let this be a reminder not to fuck with me. And just so you know, while my nickname is the Blood Witch, my true title is Satan’s Assistant.”
She was the one who had all the damned souls trembling? Hot damn.
“I have heard of you.”
“Good, then you know what I can do. And might I add it hurts.”
She leaned up on tiptoe as she said it, her lips so close to his. But Ysabel wasn’t the only one with surprises. And truly, she’d pushed the boundaries of temptation too far. He snapped her magic binding and wrapped his arms around her, bringing her flush against his chest. “Did I mention, apart from ability with fire, I can unravel several forms of magic?”
Then he kissed her, and by all the coals in the furnace of Hell, he’d never burned hotter.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch

“Did you just seriously ask me if the Northern Lights mutated my sperm?”
― Eve Langlais, Kodiak's Claim

“The sirens truly had no use for males other than their cocks and semen—the creamy kind, not the sailing kind.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty

“Time to embrace the gift of a second chance fate had given her. Time to love again.”
― Eve Langlais, Freakn' Cougar

“And what of you?” At Auric’s foolish question, I snickered. “You’re asking the biggest manwhore if he remembered a possible one night stand, among dozens—” “Hundreds,” my father interjected. “—that created me? Seriously?” “I didn’t know who Muri’s mother was, but she was mine.”
― Eve Langlais, Snowballs in Hell

“Apparently he still had fantasies about me though, fantasies that would get him castrated if he didn’t leave me alone. “Get yourself a pocket pussy if you’re that hard up.” Yeah, I knew I was inciting the whole tail pulling thing. What could I say, I thrived on danger. “Bitch, you’ll rue your words when you are mine.”
― Eve Langlais, Snowballs in Hell

“Dinner passed in silence, and the occasional groan as she ate.
It was that good.
As for the dessert, it proved even better than he claimed.
The low, rumbling hum rolled from her mouth as the chocolate and caramel hit her tongue. “Oh my god that’s good. So good. So incredibly delicious.” She groaned that last bit.
“Holy fuck, baby. Stop that, or I won’t be responsible for what I do.”
She opened her eyes to find his smoldering gaze on her. The tension in his body practically vibrated the space in between them.
Say something. Tell him to stop staring at you. To stop looking like he’ll devour you.
But I like it.
She wanted his ardent flirtation. But she also wanted control. How to achieve it? The solution seemed too simple.
Fight sensuality with… sensuality.
“Stop what?” she innocently said. Holding his stare, she brought a heaping forkful of nirvana to her mouth. She slid the top of the spoon between her lips, lapped it with the tip of her tongue.
A nerve twitched in his cheek.
The spoon pushed its way into her mouth. She sucked the sugary bite from it.
He swallowed.
Slowly, she withdrew the spoon and licked it clean.
He groaned. “That has got to be the cruelest thing anyone has ever done to me.”
― Eve Langlais, When a Beta Roars

“He grinned as she rolled her eyes.
“Good grief. You won’t stop trying to seduce me until you get what you want, will you?”
“No.” Firmly stated.
She heaved a heavy sigh. “Fine.”
“What do you mean, fine?”
“We’ll eat dinner and then have sex. But don’t take too long would you with the humping and grunting. I’ve got to work in the morning, and I’ll need a shower.”
That didn’t sound exactly seductive. He frowned. “You make it sound like a chore.”
She angled her head sideways so she could smirk at him. “I guess that depends on who’s doing all the work. In this case, that would be you. So you’d better make it good, or no amount of begging and big, pleading eyes will get you seconds.”
Begging? Did she think he begged her? Fur ruffled, he slid back to his seat across from her so he could better read her expression.
She, of course, misunderstood his strategic move. “Did I prick someone’s ego?”
“We’ll see who gets pricked,” he muttered ominously.”
― Eve Langlais, When an Alpha Purrs

“Act like a doormat, and people will step on you. Act as if you have a right to strut, and people will get out of your way.”
― Eve Langlais, When a Beta Roars

“-"You are unbelievable."
-"I hear that a lot from my lady friends," he agreed with a wink.
-"And I'll bet you have plenty as a pole dancer. Like I said before, I need a tracker, not a Chippendale demon. So why don't you run off and hand-wash your gold lame G-string while I get on with the job. Don't worry. I won't tell Lucifer on you. He might try to stick me with someone worse, like your even more annoying twin brother."
-"No need to wash anything, little witch, I prefer to go commando.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch

“But, as a princess of Hell, I tended to lean toward the more dramatic—I did have a reputation to uphold after all. I threw a knife at my visiting mother’s head. In my defense, it was only a butter knife—unfortunately—and I knew, even before I fired it with deadly intent, it would never make its target—an even bigger shame.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Revenge

“He won’t be giving fucking orders for much longer,” Auric growled reading my mind. He slipped out of bed to pull on some clothes. I loved it when he got all protective. I rolled on my stomach and watched him hide his yummy flesh with clothing—wrapping paper, as I called it—that always seemed to beg to be torn off. “What are you going to do?” “Tear his limbs from him one at a time and then finish him off permanently.” Say what you would, when my consort went all tough ass alpha, it was freaking hot. “Mmm, say that again,” I purred.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Revenge

“I won’t share you,” Nathan said through clenched teeth. “Oh, sorry, was I ignoring what you want? Gee, what do you know? Payback’s a bitch. Now if you men wouldn’t mind, I need my rest if I’m expected to fuck you bunch of animals after you all claim me like some fucking prize.”
― Eve Langlais, Defying Pack Law

“Here she dated the biggest manwhore in all of Hell, and she couldn’t get any action. Meanwhile, she was out of fresh and firm cucumbers. Don’t judge. Organic was all the craze these days, plus she was allergic to most rubbers and latex.”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Bells

“Don’t come crying to me when she makes you wear an ugly sweater at Christmas.” “I won’t cry because I’ll make sure you and I have matching ones, given to you publicly, so you can’t refuse. I’ll have Hayder take a picture, and I’ll post it on every social media site I find.” “You’re an evil king, Arik.”
― Eve Langlais, When An Alpha Purrs

“He was an idiot.” Her lips twitched and he almost saw a smile. “He was. I terminated him first.” “A shame.” “Why?” She raised her gaze to him, and he bared his teeth, the cold smile of a killer, one he’d worn often since his liberation. “Because I would have liked to hear him scream as I killed him myself.” “That is probably the nicest thing someone has ever said to me,”
― Eve Langlais, F814

“Hey.” Look at the boobs. My magical boobs. “What are you drinking?” A little jiggle and… Bam.”
― Eve Langlais, Lucifer's Daughter

“I hate it when you tell me shit like this after the plane has already taken off. Would it kill you to warn me ahead of time so I can tell you no freakn’ way?” “And have you miss out on the adventure of a lifetime? Buddy, have you seen the images of the three girls we’re supposed to rescue?” “Hot?” Joel queried, his blues eyes lighting with hope. “Very. And grateful. Don’t forget very, very grateful when we rescue them from the wild men who took them.” Lips”
― Eve Langlais, Human and Freakn'

“I held him in my arms and looked into his eyes and knew nothing that beautiful could exist without the Lord’s blessing.”
― Eve Langlais, Mated to the Devil

“Careful, demon. I’ve shrunken heads bigger than yours.” Her pointed stare at the stop below his belt buckle had him growling.”
― Eve Langlais, A Demon and His Witch

“Because if you thought I was gonna get laid, you would have ordered a pizza, sat down, and watched.” “Only to be sure you hadn’t forgotten anything in Cherry Popping 101.” “How could I forget?” I’d tried. Nothing erased the videos. Oh damn, the videos… Sob.”
― Eve Langlais, Lucifer's Daughter

“It is. But even amidst the ugly, there’s beauty to be found. I once heard the Dark Lord say, how would we recognize perfection if it were not for the flaws that highlight it?”
― Eve Langlais, Hell's Kitty