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Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget: How to Survive in Business and Life

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Pretty Mess meets #Girlboss in this part memoir, part entrepreneurial manifesto from The Real Housewives of New Jersey ’s “Powerhouse in Pigtails.”

Margaret Josephs is a hustler. She’s a tough cookie. She speaks her mind. She never leaves the house without lipstick on. She’s also a devoted wife, mother, daughter, businesswoman, lifestyle expert, and fan-favorite star of the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey . Sounds pretty glamorous, right? Well, things are never exactly as they seem.

Before she arrived where she is today, “The Marge” was born to young immigrant parents. Raised by a single party-girl mother who left her physically abusive father when she was one and a half, she was taught that it was more important to look good than to feel good. No structure. No rules. No blueprint for future success or stability. But like most people who struggle through atypical childhoods, destructive relationships, and career challenges, she forced herself to wake up every morning and put one high heel in front of the other, even if she didn’t know where she was going.

Margaret took the cards she was dealt and eventually turned them into a winning hand, and she wants to arm fans with the ability to do the same. In Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget , she’ll talk about how to launch a lifestyle brand, how to work with family members, and how to be an uncompromising woman in a man’s world. She also spills stories from her personal life about the son Real Housewives viewers don’t know exists, the time Joan Rivers gave her the best advice she ever got, the rendezvous she had with a famous rock star, and the affair with her contractor that ended her marriage but gave her the happily ever after.

Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget takes readers along Margaret’s wild, bumpy journey to entrepreneurial success and reality TV fame, written in her trademark no-nonsense, tongue-in-cheek voice with the perfect combination of grit and glitz.

272 pages, Hardcover

Published April 13, 2021

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1,420 reviews1,445 followers
May 25, 2021
Giveaway Win!

I dont watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey, so I had no clue who Margaret Josephs was before reading this book. I entered to win this book because I liked the title.

Margaret Josephs was born to be on reality tv. Her upbringing was wild and her mother deserves her own show because WOW! JUST WOW!!

It took me awhile to decide on what I wanted to rate this book. I found the book entertaining but I truly cannot stand Margaret Josephs. Shes the perfect Real Housewife but shes a terrible person.

-She dismisses sexual harassment in the workplace
- She continuously calls herself "Self Made" despite the fact that she was married to a very rich man who provided her with the privilege and money to start her business
- She shit talks the woman whose husband she had an affair with and later married
- She's oblivious to why people don't like her and call her toxic
- She doesn't understand the difference between optimism and delusion

I dont like Margaret Josephs the person but I bet she's a fan favorite Housewife.

Margaret Josephs spends the majority of this book trying to convince us that's her marriage is perfect and that shes a great mother. I'm always suspicious when someone calls their relationship perfect and while I'm not a mother I find it hard to believe that she was this fantastic mother when 3 of her 4 children have little to no relationship with her. Shes never even met some of her grandchildren.

Who would I recommend this book to?

Obviously New Jersey Housewives fans and people who enjoy memoirs written by people with wild personalities.
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907 reviews1,845 followers
March 23, 2021
I normally don't read memoirs as I feel like public figures tend to pick and choose what they'd like to talk about, but Margaret Josephs holds nothing back in her upcoming memoir. This no holds barred story talks about her upbringing with a mother who was a friend rather than a parent, living with traditional Hungarian roots and forging her own path in fashion. We can scandalous tales of sex and romance, loss and tragedy, and career set backs. Of course, we are given a bird's eye view on everything Real Housewives, but I really loved hearing about Margaret's past before becoming a reality tv staple. As mentioned on The Real Housewives, Emily Liebert is the ghostwriter for this book and she captured Margaret's voice perfectly! I had Marge's voice in the back of my head as I kept turning the pages. My respect for Margaret has grown immensely after reading this book and I really think it'll be a popular read for not only housewives fans, but people who want to read read about women commanding their own respect in work and in life.
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763 reviews39 followers
May 24, 2021
A great memoir and I love that Margaret narrates it! If you’re a RHONJ fan, you’ll enjoy this one. Loved getting a sneak peek behind the scenes but also really enjoyed getting to more more about Margaret. Love that Joe made an appearance in the audio to read their wedding vows. Fun, entertaining, filled with drama and Margaret doesn’t shy away from talking about the hard stuff.
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510 reviews27 followers
June 6, 2022
This was a super fun, quick, laugh out loud read for a Monday full of busy work.

Margaret keeps it real, shares some show secrets, is honest to a fault about her early years and growing up with a Mom who was more a friend than a Mom.

This was a delight and has made me more of a Marge fan than ever before!
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41 reviews3 followers
April 19, 2021
Hahaha I love the Marge this was great! She’s one of the few housewives who is interesting due to her accomplishments and smarts. The book’s actually about her life, rather than veiled references to the show. It’s quickly risen to the top of my bravolebrities reads.
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105 reviews2 followers
May 2, 2021
Breezed through this one! Enjoy Marge as one of the housewives but felt like a lot of the book is what we already know and heard so it wasn’t that interesting and felt a little redundant. Some of the stories were sad and applaud her for opening up; other stories were definitely filled with great advice on all things family, business, dreams, etc.
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236 reviews6 followers
July 22, 2021
If you’ve been following me for a while then you know I am obsessed with Bravo! This book was written by Real Housewive of New Jersey’s Margaret Josephs. In the story she talks about her first marriage, her children, starting and running her multiple businesses, meeting her second husband and of course the Real Housewives. Im a huge Marge fan, so I loved reading this book and learning some Bravo gossip!
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96 reviews2 followers
May 25, 2022
i love my marge! this book felt like we were just sitting and talking but what made it even more special was being able to meet her in person alongside dolores. such a quick read!
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Author 4 books164 followers
April 29, 2021
I'm a huge Bravo fan and I aim to read all the books written (or ghost-written) by Bravolebrities; I would have to say this is one of the better written ones. However, after reading Caviar Dreams, I'm not liking Margaret Josephs more. She seems too fast to blame those around her, too quick to find fault in everyone other than herself. But I enjoyed the book. It's an extremely fast and easy read; and Marge has an interesting and memoir-worthy life.

In each chapter, there are things every reader will be able to learn, albeit not relate to. I especially enjoyed the Life Lessons at the end of each section; they clarified what Margaret wanted me to take away. 

I recommend Caviar Dreams Tuna Fish Budget especially if you're already a Bravo, RHONJ or Marge fan. (Be warned, though: She doesn't talk about RHONJ until page 207/253.)
Profile Image for Jennifer Moran.
169 reviews1 follower
May 20, 2021
Quick read- the book reads like she is talking to you. It was entertaining and fun to learn about her life, but I feel like she was trying to write it as a business “self help” “girl boss” type book, which leaves a lot to be desired.
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42 reviews
August 28, 2021
Ever since Marge joined NJ housewives, I've loved her. She's real and this book was written and narrated so perfectly, it felt like she was on my couch having a catch-up sesh.
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409 reviews
April 28, 2021
Love The Marge, loved this. I breezed through this in a few days and I am sad it’s over. It felt like hanging out with her and I loved it.
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327 reviews
March 23, 2022
Excellent memoir!! Marge is always in charge & by far the best Jersey housewife !!


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Stars !!!!
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1,314 reviews11 followers
September 30, 2022
Just finished reading the book “CAVIAR DREAMS - TUNA FISH BUDGET” by MARGARET JOSEPHS. I read this book while listening to the audible version narrated by the author, MARGARET JOSEPHS. Pretty Mess meets #Girlboss in this part memoir, part entrepreneurial manifesto from The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s “Powerhouse in Pigtails.” Margaret Josephs is a hustler. She’s a tough cookie. She speaks her mind. She never leaves the house without lipstick on. She’s also a devoted wife, mother, daughter, businesswoman, lifestyle expert, and fan-favorite star of the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sounds pretty glamorous, right? Well, things are never exactly as they seem. Before she arrived where she is today, “The Marge” was born to young immigrant parents. Raised by a single party-girl mother who left her physically abusive father when she was one and a half, she was taught that it was more important to look good than to feel good. No structure. No rules. No blueprint for future success or stability. But like most people who struggle through atypical childhoods, destructive relationships, and career challenges, she forced herself to wake up every morning and put one high heel in front of the other, even if she didn’t know where she was going. Margaret took the cards she was dealt and eventually turned them into a winning hand, and she wants to arm fans with the ability to do the same. In Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget, she’ll talk about how to launch a lifestyle brand, how to work with family members, and how to be an uncompromising woman in a man’s world. She also spills stories from her personal life about the son Real Housewives viewers don’t know exists, the time Joan Rivers gave her the best advice she ever got, the rendezvous she had with a famous rock star, and the affair with her contractor that ended her marriage but gave her the happily ever after. Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget takes readers along Margaret’s wild, bumpy journey to entrepreneurial success and reality TV fame, written in her trademark no-nonsense, tongue-in-cheek voice with the perfect combination of grit and glitz. I have not seen any shows with Margaret in them. I never even heard of her. But the book title and reviews drew me in. I really enjoyed her memoirs. She seemed very honest and despite having to basically raise herself as a child, she has led a very inspirational life. Definitely not afraid of hard work. I enjoyed how she just tells it like it is. I read this book in one 4 hour sitting.
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1,314 reviews11 followers
September 30, 2022
Just finished reading the book “CAVIAR DREAMS - TUNA FISH BUDGET” by MARGARET JOSEPHS. I read this book while listening to the audible version narrated by the author, MARGARET JOSEPHS. Pretty Mess meets #Girlboss in this part memoir, part entrepreneurial manifesto from The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s “Powerhouse in Pigtails.” Margaret Josephs is a hustler. She’s a tough cookie. She speaks her mind. She never leaves the house without lipstick on. She’s also a devoted wife, mother, daughter, businesswoman, lifestyle expert, and fan-favorite star of the reality TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sounds pretty glamorous, right? Well, things are never exactly as they seem. Before she arrived where she is today, “The Marge” was born to young immigrant parents. Raised by a single party-girl mother who left her physically abusive father when she was one and a half, she was taught that it was more important to look good than to feel good. No structure. No rules. No blueprint for future success or stability. But like most people who struggle through atypical childhoods, destructive relationships, and career challenges, she forced herself to wake up every morning and put one high heel in front of the other, even if she didn’t know where she was going. Margaret took the cards she was dealt and eventually turned them into a winning hand, and she wants to arm fans with the ability to do the same. In Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget, she’ll talk about how to launch a lifestyle brand, how to work with family members, and how to be an uncompromising woman in a man’s world. She also spills stories from her personal life about the son Real Housewives viewers don’t know exists, the time Joan Rivers gave her the best advice she ever got, the rendezvous she had with a famous rock star, and the affair with her contractor that ended her marriage but gave her the happily ever after. Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget takes readers along Margaret’s wild, bumpy journey to entrepreneurial success and reality TV fame, written in her trademark no-nonsense, tongue-in-cheek voice with the perfect combination of grit and glitz. I have not seen any shows with Margaret in them. I never even heard of her. But the book title and reviews drew me in. I really enjoyed her memoirs. She seemed very honest and despite having to basically raise herself as a child, she has led a very inspirational life. Definitely not afraid of hard work. I enjoyed how she just tells it like it is. I read this book in one 4 hour sitting.
179 reviews1 follower
April 22, 2022
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Bravo addict here🙋🏻‍♀️If it has been on Bravo, I’ve probably seen it. If it is an episode of Housewives, I’ve definitely seen it. All cities, all seasons, I cannot get enough. To me, they are studies in sociology, psychology, anthropology, and more. I could bore you for hours on the cultural significance of reality television. But I won’t. Because we’re here to discuss the platinum blonde wonder known as The Marge.

Of all the franchises, The Real Housewives of New Jersey is one of my favorites. As a life-long Long Islander, these are my people. NYC-adjacent, fast talking, outgoing women with funny accents and flashy style are the norm, and Margaret Josephs is no exception. NJ is the franchise that really focuses on the families—the men (“House Husbands”) are supporting characters, but very much a part of the show. For some, this is a problem. But not for me; I love getting to know the families through my tv and I relate to them all in one way or another. Because of this I’m already familiar with Margaret, her mother Marge Sr., husband Joe, ex-husband Jan, BFF Lexi, and even her singing housekeeper Marlene and yippy dog, Bella.

I loved getting to know more about Margaret’s history. Brought up by her hardworking immigrant mom and grandparents, The Marge was treated like a little adult. In some ways this damaged her, but these early years shaped her responsible, nurturing, and determined nature. I found her business success (and failure) stories fascinating, and her mommy stories equally so. She has always been an up-front Housewife, so there wasn’t much dirt we fans didn’t already know, but I loved hearing it straight from The Marge’s mouth.

One part of the book I did not like is that Margaret body shames herself several times. I’m not ok with that. Marge, if you’re reading this—and I’m sure you’re not—you’re beautiful inside and out and at any weight. Although you disguise your insults at yourself in humor, I hear the shame. It’s not cool to criticize yourself or others that way. I’m sure there are decades of internalized self hatred from your upbringing, your abuse by employers, Jan and his family’s commitment to fitness, and more, but your fans (and Joe!) love you! So be nice to our Marge! Anyway, if you readers want a memoir by a reality tv star with a big accent, a bigger personality, and the biggest heart, pick up this book.

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27 reviews
September 16, 2021
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One of my biggest guilty pleasures is reality tv. Yes. All of it. The Bachelor/Bachelorette🌹, Hell’s Kitchen🔪, Survivor⚔️, Shahs of Sunset🌅, Family Karma 🇮🇳and let’s not forget The Real Housewives.

Yes Bravo TV is the most viewed channel in my household.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (RHONJ) is a personal favourite of mine. So when star Margaret Jospehs announced in season 11 that she wrote a book, you better believe I was first on that pre-order list!




Of course I got a signed copy! 🤩
Now most people watch these kind of shows and think “where do they find these people? Do they really exist?” Many viewers, or lack there of, probably expect these people to be fake, phong and desperate for the money since why else you you pull someone’s hair on national television and then throw a drink at them only to prove that your husband isn’t cheating on you? Viewers are also completely under the impression it is scripted and while yes I believe some of it is, I think it stems from the truth. It’s all scripted to be dramatic enough so people like me will watch it.

And while yes some probably are that fake, phong and completely off the rails, The Marge is so much more than her TV personality.

Her biography tells of the hardships she encountered from having to grow up really fast, work in a male dominant industry and the realities of familial, maternal and other relationships that really kept her going. 👑💪🏻

Did you know she also had a one night stand with the lead singer of Foreigner? 😮 This book is full of surprises!

This book is an absolute must read! The Marge is an icon being the ‘powerhouse in pigtails’ on RHONJ and even more iconic once you read her book and realize OMG! She’s human too! 😱 Its books like these that make you realize not to judge a book by its cover! I never would’ve known how much life experience Margaret Josephs had if I hadn’t read her book. The show is definitely set up in a way to only show the audience what they want and people are a lot more than their 15 minutes of fame!

Typically I’m not one for an autobiography, I do prefer my fiction BUT I’ll make an exception for my love of reality TV. 😉

Overall cupcake count: 🧁🧁🧁🧁

Yours ‘til the Caviar Dreams

E.L.F
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Author 1 book15 followers
April 21, 2022
I just love Margaret! This bubbly, raw, fashionista has become my Real Housewives of New Jersey favorite. With her whimsical prints, pig tails, and witty, says it how it is behavior – I just want to be real friends!

‘You can’t choose your start in life, but you can choose how it impacts your decisions later down the road’

‘The earlier you realize that you have to advocate for yourself, the better’

‘You will be put in situations that you’re uncomfortable with; don’t let fear paralyze you. Make the best decision you can in the moment and move on’

‘You can love someone so much you hate them; it’s a very fine line.’

‘It’s more important to know what you’re not good at than what you’re good at. Your strengths will always be there to play to, but your weaknesses could be the downfall of you.’

‘Surrounding yourself with successful people should inspire you, not make you feel inferior. Acknowledge that you’ve earned your seat at the table, then listen and learn.’

‘If you don’t believe your own hype, no one else will.’

‘I don’t see roadblocks – I just see speed bumps and an opportunity to reroute. Ask all questions, exhaust all avenues, and eventually you’ll get to the destination.’

‘Not everything lasts forever. People change and grow apart, and that’s okay.’

‘The strongest quality you can possess is authenticity.’
81 reviews1 follower
May 2, 2021
Now I Know Why I Loved Marge from the Start!

Margaret's book made me realize why I liked her from the very start as a NJ housewife! She is refreshingly real and honest about herself and every chapter of her life! She is confident, grateful, humble, and authentic; which, is rare in reality TV and business! I also love her sense of humor throughout the book and the life lessons she learned throughout her life, for which I can relate. Her self diagnosis of having "imposter syndrome" is something I have suffered with all my life! I am so glad that I am not the only one, that despite success from hard work and determination, somehow feels like I don't deserve the respect and positive feedback that I get from my efforts. Anybody that has felt that way needs to read her book. You will see yourself; but, be inspired! Thanks Margaret for putting it out there for us to relate, laugh, and learn!
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142 reviews8 followers
July 3, 2022
I’m a total Real Housewives snob! I’ve been a fan since the first franchise began years ago with Orange County Housewives. The New Jersey franchise quickly became a favorite of mine after Theresa Guidice famously flipped a table.

When Marge came on the show, she quickly became a favorite of mine. So picking up her book was a no brainer.

Marge definitely puts the real in Real Housewife with this book. She doesn’t hold back and frankly tells it like it is and then some. She details her childhood and what life was like with her mom, Marge senior. Definitely not your typical suburban childhood. She talks about her business ventures and how she became the self made woman she is today. Her love life in self could be its own book. I never condone cheating, so disappointed, but ultimately I am glad she found love!

The best part of this book was the way it was written, I could hear Marge’s voice the whole way.
August 1, 2024
Disclaimer: I watch Bravo shows through a sociological lens.

After reading this book, I fully understand why she was cast on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Truth be told, I was not a fan of her on the show until now. She is a unique woman with a backstory that makes your jaw drop at times. What a life she has lived! I do appreciate how candid she was about all of the affairs she's had and how she showed some self-awareness in discussing the degradation of her first marriage. The lack of television discussion is much appreciated, as I read this wanting to get behind the screen and learn what makes The Marge, well, Marge. The show was saved for the end of the book but gave context to some infamous scenes of hers. I did laugh out loud at some parts, and others left my head spinning...partially due to her ironclad confidence level. Good book!
December 26, 2022
If you don’t like rhonj and the marge maybe don’t pick this one up! I love rhonj and the marg and I cannot lie 😂 Although I will say don’t pick this one of for housewives tea because there isn’t more than a chapter or two on it. I love how authentic her writing was! She really is one of the most authentic people, and that is something that simply cannot be taken from her. Although I love the marge I didn’t love everything about this book :/ I think she could’ve been more constructive with her story telling and maybe spared her family more, but then again her best quality could be how authentic she is so it is lose-lose pleasing me I guess. I loved reading about her gaining her empowerment and really earning her keep. Luv u marge!!!!
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326 reviews15 followers
May 11, 2021
Disclaimer: I have not seen The Real Housewives of New Jersey, so prior to reading this, I did not know who Margaret Josephs was.

This book is an interesting read. After reading the first chapter, I was glad to hear that she is in therapy. Josephs' life is certainly a wild ride, and the writing is so casual it feels like you're talking to a friend.

Once you get to the section about The Real Housewives, it doesn't fully make sense if you haven't seen the show. Besides that though, this book is still enjoyable without being a fan of Margaret.
107 reviews
May 18, 2021
First, I am a huge fan of the Housewives franchise. I bought this book based on seeing it on the show and Andy Cohen's endorsement, so I may be a little biased. However, I really enjoyed this book. I actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Margaret is witty, has an interesting life and has some good advice to give. I enjoyed both her personal story and her professional story. I would highly recommend this book to anyone who is curious about her or looking for some sound practical life and business advice.
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79 reviews
June 17, 2021
Marge in Charge!!! I loved this book and liked learning more about Margaret. There was so much about her that I didn't know and I liked how open she was. I'm so inspired by her growing her business from the ground up and the dedication and drive she has towards making her dreams a reality. She has always been one of my favorite Jersey Housewives for her authenticity and reading her book just confirmed how real and authentic she really is. This book literally made me laugh out loud at times; you will totally be able to read it and hear her voice.
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