Insane Quotes

“You’re not allowed to get pregnant until you’re at least thirty. I’m not ready to be an uncle.”
“Oh my God. Life isn’t always about you!” They stand there bickering as if I’m not bent in half on the marble floor, gasping for air.
“I’m not having kids with you,” I wheeze at Summer. “I don’t want to be part of your insane family.”
“Oh hush, sweetie. It’s too late. I’ve become attached.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Chase

“Insanity is total uncertainty.”
― Meir Ezra

“My insane mind wants to create a world,
where craziness is treated normal.”
― Luffina Lourduraj

“One of my specialties is insane masturbators.”
― Steven Magee

“You are ruled by an insane government.”
― Steven Magee

“There is no logic inside a crazy mind.”
― Steven Magee

“Only the insane would hold onto a government model that was designed hundreds of years ago.”
― Steven Magee

“You cannot photograph mental illness.”
― Steven Magee

“The concept of infinity is meaningless inside of an insane human mind.”
― Steven Magee

“When I was at school, I never thought that I would become an expert on insane masturbators.”
― Steven Magee

“It is through electromagnetic radiation research that I have become a world leading expert on insane masturbators.”
― Steven Magee

“I am a crazy person living a crazy life in a crazy world.”
― Steven Magee

“I am a crazy person living an insane life in a polluted world.”
― Steven Magee

“My research is indicating that sleep deprivation and unnatural electromagnetic radiation exposures can trigger the human mating cycle.”
― Steven Magee

“To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.”
― Steven Magee

“While astronomers have been pleasuring themselves with Space, I have been exploring the biological science of insane masturbators.”
― Steven Magee

“Am I insane or am I just in outer Space?”
― Steven Magee

“It may drive us insane when we see the simple mathematics apparently failing in the system surrounding us: just a handful of wrongdoers oppressing the vast number of the wronged ones! But it’s not the truth, if we have a closer look at it… The unfortunate truth is that the majority of the wronged ones are shackled within their own periphery by fear, greed, egoism and many other trammels, but it’s not that they remain there all the time… They, now and again, come out of their periphery to register themselves among the wrongdoers whenever it suits them and then retreat again inside their periphery after serving their purposes. Once inside the periphery they are once again the innocent wronged ones… They can’t see the transition, as there are masks upon their faces, which restrict their vision: the masks of sanity, behind which they are allowed to commit all the insanities. And at times the mask of sanity appears so dreadful that insanity feels saner before it. The fanaticism, the terrorism, the cast-carnages! Inflicting punishment upon an insane person for his insanity! Beating him black and blue for a crime he isn’t even conscious of having committed! Just to protect honor! The honor, which doesn’t get tarnished by the heinous crimes they commit! But it gets tainted by an insane act from an insane person! What an irony!”
― Anurag Shrivastava, The Web of Karma

“If you have to ask yourself the question ‘Am I insane?’, you probably are.”
― Steven Magee

“Wisdom is locked inside of an insane mind.”
― Steven Magee

“I sometimes have deep conversations with Woody - you know, my pet tree?”
― Sana Sahul Hameed, Carter’s Kids & the Lovesick Murderer

“My middle name should have been ‘Insane’.”
― Steven Magee

“There are no rules inside the insane mind.”
― Steven Magee

“Some of my achievements were born out of an insane mind.”
― Steven Magee

“Mental illness is a pandemic.”
― Steven Magee

“Doctor Andrey Yefimitch, of whom we shall have more to say hereafter, prescribed cold compresses on his head and laurel drops, shook his head, and went away, telling the landlady he should not come again, as one should not interfere with people who are going out of their minds.”
― Anton Chekhov

“Smart or insane?”
― Steven Magee

“In Trump's America the insane are running the asylum.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America

“Prolonged exposure to high altitude facilities made me go increasingly insane.”
― Steven Magee

“Unhappiness is a mild mental illness.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana