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Box And Cox
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bookshelves: celebrity-death-match, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, well-i-think-its-funny, parody-homage
Mar 03, 2018
bookshelves: celebrity-death-match, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, well-i-think-its-funny, parody-homage
If Huis Clos had been written by John Maddison Morton
[A furnished room with no windows. Enter BOX and COX, led by the agreeably buxom MRS BOUNCER]
MRS BOUNCER: Welcome to Hell, gentlemen! I trust you will be comfortable.
[BOX and COX look around wildly]
BOX: Where are the devils?
COX: Yes, where the devil are they?
MRS BOUNCER: Now, now, everyone asks me that! Please set your fears at rest.
[BOX and COX are still looking in all directions]
BOX: So there's no rack?
COX: No thumbscrews?
MRS BOUNCER: Of course not. The only torture you will be subjected to is each other's unending company. L'enfer, c'est-
BOX: Unfair? Unfair? It certainly is unfair to be eternally damned.
COX: That it is. Damned unfair.
MRS BOUNCER: No crimes on your consciences then?
BOX: Absolutely not. I was in no way responsible for the death of his intended.
COX: My intended? You mean your intended.
BOX: You are engaged to her.
COX: But you proposed first.
[They are about to come to blows, but MRS BOUNCER intervenes]
MRS BOUNCER: Perhaps you are both to blame?
[The two men reconsider]
BOX: Now that I think of it, the world's better off without her.
COX: She filled a much needed gap.
BOX: You know, I'm starting to appreciate you more.
COX: You're actually quite a decent fellow.
[Enter the MESSENGER]
MESSENGER: It was all a mistake. You're both being reassigned to Heaven.
BOX: But I don't want to leave. I find I like Hell.
COX: Hell of a place. And we can't abandon our landlady, can we?
MRS BOUNCER [adjusting her bosom in a meaningful fashion] I'll make up your beds, good sirs.
CURTAIN
[A furnished room with no windows. Enter BOX and COX, led by the agreeably buxom MRS BOUNCER]
MRS BOUNCER: Welcome to Hell, gentlemen! I trust you will be comfortable.
[BOX and COX look around wildly]
BOX: Where are the devils?
COX: Yes, where the devil are they?
MRS BOUNCER: Now, now, everyone asks me that! Please set your fears at rest.
[BOX and COX are still looking in all directions]
BOX: So there's no rack?
COX: No thumbscrews?
MRS BOUNCER: Of course not. The only torture you will be subjected to is each other's unending company. L'enfer, c'est-
BOX: Unfair? Unfair? It certainly is unfair to be eternally damned.
COX: That it is. Damned unfair.
MRS BOUNCER: No crimes on your consciences then?
BOX: Absolutely not. I was in no way responsible for the death of his intended.
COX: My intended? You mean your intended.
BOX: You are engaged to her.
COX: But you proposed first.
[They are about to come to blows, but MRS BOUNCER intervenes]
MRS BOUNCER: Perhaps you are both to blame?
[The two men reconsider]
BOX: Now that I think of it, the world's better off without her.
COX: She filled a much needed gap.
BOX: You know, I'm starting to appreciate you more.
COX: You're actually quite a decent fellow.
[Enter the MESSENGER]
MESSENGER: It was all a mistake. You're both being reassigned to Heaven.
BOX: But I don't want to leave. I find I like Hell.
COX: Hell of a place. And we can't abandon our landlady, can we?
MRS BOUNCER [adjusting her bosom in a meaningful fashion] I'll make up your beds, good sirs.
CURTAIN
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Reading Progress
March 3, 2018
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Started Reading
March 3, 2018
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March 3, 2018
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celebrity-death-match
March 3, 2018
– Shelved as:
too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts
March 3, 2018
– Shelved as:
well-i-think-its-funny
March 3, 2018
– Shelved as:
parody-homage
March 3, 2018
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