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"No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds" is the 57th episode of the ABC television series, Desperate Housewives. It was also the eleventh episode of the show's third season. The episode was written by Alexandra Cunningham & Josh Senter and directed by Sanaa Hamri. It will air on January 7, 2007.

Guest Starring

• Valerie Mahaffey as Alma Hodge
• Dougray Scott as Ian Hainsworth
• Mark Deklin as Bill Pearce
• Ernie Hudson as Detective Ridley
• Mark Moses as Paul Young
• Cody Kasch as Zach Young
• Myra Turley as Peggy
• Stacy Hall as jail guard
• Cristos as Joe
• Kathleen York as Monique Pollier

Episode recap

Gabrielle receives flowers, but the card doesn't specify who sent them. She goes to great lengths to find out who sent them. She asks the flower shop owner for the identity, but he won't tell her because the man who sent them asked to remain anonymous. Gabrielle tries to torture the flower shop owner into telling her by locking him in her walk-in refrigerator. Gabrielle is convinced that Carlos is trying to destroy her relationship with Bill. Gabrielle's bored with Bill. She's upset that he doesn't seem jealous of her secret admirer.

Kayla returns to Wisteria Lane, when she moves in with the Scavos full time. Tom and Lynette struggle to make her a part of the family. There will be some bitterness between Lynette and Kayla. Kayla makes a public scene when she insists that Lynette isn't her mother.

Mike is still in prison. While he is excercising, he is attacked by an inmate, Joe. Susan visits Mike again, despite Ian's objections towards her seeing him. Susan tells Mike that Ian doesn't want her seeing him anymore, and they say goodbye.

Julie and Austin have sex for the first time. Well, it was her first time.

Bree hosts a dinner party celebrating Orson's innocence for Monique's murder. Alma and Detective Ridley both crash the party. Bree faints when she finds out that Alma is truly alive. The guests at the dinner party are all shocked when Alma shows up. Susan and Bree have a huge fight which ends their friendship completely. Susan shares the information about Orson being at the mental hospital with Lynette and Gabrielle.

We find out tha Austin has been having sex with Danielle Van De Camp

All 3 of the Youngs appear; Paul, Zach, and Mary Alice. Template:Endspoiler

Note

• Brenda Strong (Mary Alice Young) appears in this episode, for the second time in season 3.

Title reference

• The episode title, No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds is taken from the lyrics of the song, "Together, Wherever We Go" from the Stephen Sondheim musical, Gypsy.