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[S] MINISTRIFE!

Highly unlikley to be actually made. Just some random script writting that's sort-of in light of the most recent HS update.

Appropriate music.

Black text means the person's text color hasn't been decided yet.

JEAN: are you there!
JEAN: john! i can't believe another version of me would treat his/her counterpart so badly!
JEAN: hhk
JEAN: you know, SOMEONE should teach this entire group a lesson on how to be, you know caring!
JEAN: you say that you're nice to everyone, but...
JEAN: you tried to shoot me when i had my period!
JOHN: say, how did you survive that?
JOHN: i shot you point blank in the head!
JEAN: i was wearing a bullet proof wig.
JEAN: but that's not important!
JEAN: that kind of crap is what i would expect from rose, not you!
JEAN: i'm ashamed to have once shared a body with you! >:(
JOHN: um...
JOHN: i didn't know how to react with having a sudden little sister!
JEAN: LITTLE sister?
JEAN: if we're siblings at all, we're twins!
JOHN: look, i...
JOHN: i was just...
JOHN: that felt mansion...why did you do that 
JOHN: the invasion mission was kind of... i wasn't thinking right...
JOHN: urgh! i'm terrible at this!
JOHN: look, i'll just call for a random teammate to help.
-- Whistle sound. Jude appears behind John. --
JUDE: hi guys!
JOHN: oh great! not you!
JEAN: what? do you hate counterparts or something?
JEAN: you know, if you want to drag my friend into this, i'll drag your's in.
JUDE: what's going on?
JEAN: i'm trying to teach john how not to act like an ass like rose.
-- Whistle sound. Jade appears behind Jean. --
JADE: hi john.....
JEAN: oh no!
JEAN: please don't tell me you're in a love trance at this time!
JEAN: forget this! i need some REAL backup!
JUDE: hey!!!!! you just insulted my counterpart!!!!!!!!!
JUDE: dont do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Whistle. Rose and Dove appear behind Jean. --
ROSE: Oh great. If it isn't Ms. Bleeding Vag Murphy.
JEAN: see what i mean?
JOHN: ...kind of?
JEAN: rose you might as well just go to the otherside.
JEAN: if you're going to be this mean.
JADE: also hypocritical?
JADE: i mean youre a girl surley you have periods too?
ROSE: Yes, but I was never shot for it.
ROSE: Seriously John, that's low by my standards.
JOHN: aw crap.
JOHN: okay, okay, i think i have an idea.
JOHN: there's this old show vriska watches called my name is earl-
JEAN: i want you to help me go on a date with dave.
JADE: !!!!!!!!
JUDE: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUDE: this is flat-out adorable!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3
DOVE: yo
JOHN: well, i can make this into a date right now!
-- Whistle. Dave and Ross appear behind John. --
DAVE: oh
DAVE: what is this some battle of the sexes thing
DAVE: maybe this will get my counterpart to say something that isnt rap
DAVE: yo girl me
DAVE: i hereby challenge you to a rap off
ROSE: Really.
ROSE: Look Dave, I don't know where your counterpart got all of her beats from,
ROSE: But if you were like how you were one hour ago you'll never win.
ROSS: I firmly believe that the appropriate metaphor here would be Achilles and the tortoise.
ROSS: Achilles was-
JOHN: we're not interested!
JOHN: can we get back to the main topic?
JUDE: what WAS the main topic?
JOHN: oh. um...
ROSE: You were trying to set your counterpart up with Dave.
ROSE: But wait.
ROSE: That effort will be futile.
ROSE: Because.
ROSE: Well, you're you.
ROSE: Not quite the best at matchmaking skills.
ROSE: I know someone who will be much better at this.
ROSE: KARKTA!!!!!
-- Whistle. --
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