CONFIDENTIAL REPORT
Agent Koopa is a new user on Wikipedia, though he has contributed (in small amounts)for a long time before that. He has dubious links to the Uncyclopedia, and more-advertised links to GameFaqs, where he is a member.
He appears trustworthy, but his true intentions are not known. If you visit his talk page, it may be advisable to use caution. (And please scrub a copy of this report from that page! It shouldn't be where he can see it!)
He owns a Nintendo DS, Gamecube, and Nintendo 64, with a smattering of games for each.
It appears he has an fear of question marks at night, when he is tired. They represent the unknown, the irrational, chaos. Everything unexplainable is the question mark, mystery, the void, as well. This reveals much of his personality.
He has recently found that one of his ideas is completely unoriginal, apparently fearing it was the result of subconscious plagiarism. He fears this of his username as well.
More to come.