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'''Deaddonkey Torrentrockinbottom''' escaped his native country by throwing [[Coca-Cola|Coke]] cans at the border patrols. Struck by an errant [[Cadbury]] [[Creme Egg]], he briefly became incarcerated in the body of an Astrowagon whereupon he learned that refueling is a form of sexual assault in the feudal auto-society that even now threatens tin foil for greatest economic power in [[Economy of Mexico|Mexico]]. Returned to [[Manila]] (Which is odd, as he hadn't been there before), Deaddonkey became a [[feral child]], learning the ways of the misunderstood [[muskrat]], feeding upon much [[whipped cream|cream that was whipped]], and building a computer entirely from pencil shavings, eventually kowtowing his way to penultimate blandness. He keeps a placenta in his closet, and only grants interviews to vagrant ternary computers and the more effusive Game Boy Pockets. He leads a lethargic life in a small cottage just outside the [[Van Allen Belt]]</div></div>
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