You suck at CSS but want to impress your friends anyway? This PHP class converts an image to thousands of CSS lines of box-shadow properties. It's totally pointless... but life is pointless...

You can see a demonstration on CodePen.io.

http://codepen.io/jaysalvat/pen/HaqBf

Create a composer.json file with:

{
   "require": {
       "jaysalvat/image2css": "~1.0"
   }
}

And run Composer to install Image2Css.

$ curl -sS https://getcomposer.org/installer | php
$ composer.phar install

$img = new \Image2Css\Converter("monalisa.jpg");
$img->setWidth(200);
$img->setPixelSize(4);
$img->setBlur(4);

echo $img->computeStyle();

GD extension required.

http://www.php.net/manual/en/book.image.php