Nipples Quotes
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“Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.”
― The Internet is a Playground
― The Internet is a Playground
“You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered.”
― Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
― Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
“Out in the field, sitting on the grass, the hard-core omnivores are hunched around and over the cadaver of a creature they've courageously downed, greedily feasting on its flesh, while furtively looking around in all directions.. one of them has thrown in a few wilted sprigs of asparagus and a bucketful of ketchup to sweeten the deal.
The vegetarians have caught an animal, chased her baby over to the omnivores, and are suckling from her nipples, while others feast on a basket of gathered birds eggs.
The vegans have just ploughed through a mono crop of wheat, and soy and are enjoying their tofu burgers.
Meanwhile those radical fruitarian extremists are in the cherry trees, looking on in wide-eyed bewilderment..”
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The vegetarians have caught an animal, chased her baby over to the omnivores, and are suckling from her nipples, while others feast on a basket of gathered birds eggs.
The vegans have just ploughed through a mono crop of wheat, and soy and are enjoying their tofu burgers.
Meanwhile those radical fruitarian extremists are in the cherry trees, looking on in wide-eyed bewilderment..”
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“Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.”
― Passionate Thirst
― Passionate Thirst
“Admit you’re jealous, Emma.”
“Never,” she said defiantly.
“Just your nipples then. They’re pouting.”
― Taking the Score
“Never,” she said defiantly.
“Just your nipples then. They’re pouting.”
― Taking the Score
“I wanted an impressionistic effect, so I highlighted down her arms and the back of one hand. The other I left curled on one side and picked out her shoulders and collar bone. Then down to her navel, which I also highlighted in gold.
Then I took a small paintbrush and hovered above her nipples.
'Gold, or pink?'
'Oh, definitely gold,' she said.
I painted her nipples and areola, and she giggled.
'Interesting,' she said, lifting her head and looking down.”
― A Savage Art
Then I took a small paintbrush and hovered above her nipples.
'Gold, or pink?'
'Oh, definitely gold,' she said.
I painted her nipples and areola, and she giggled.
'Interesting,' she said, lifting her head and looking down.”
― A Savage Art
“The influence of bottle-feeding makes many people think that ‘nipple sucking’ is breastfeeding. It is not. If the baby sucks his mother’s nipples as he would a bottle teat, it damn well hurts.”
― The Politics of Breastfeeding: When Breasts are Bad for Business
― The Politics of Breastfeeding: When Breasts are Bad for Business
“Gay men know a lot more about sexual responsiveness, and the erotic potential of their bodies, particularly of their nipples and assholes, than straight men.”
― Has the Gay Movement Failed?
― Has the Gay Movement Failed?
“The quirky flavourings of the idiosyncratic ideologue ultimately drowned in the ketchup of redheaded twins and nipples that go spung.”
― Rhapsody: Notes on Strange Fictions
― Rhapsody: Notes on Strange Fictions
“Your nipples are like Novocain.”
“You’re at a distinct advantage because I have no idea what controlled substance your nipples are like.” He ran his tongue across his top teeth.”
― Fire Down Below
“You’re at a distinct advantage because I have no idea what controlled substance your nipples are like.” He ran his tongue across his top teeth.”
― Fire Down Below
“There is no specific number of days after which so-called civilized societies deem it inappropriate for a female to be topless in public.”
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