Topeka Quotes

“Eddie: Holy shit. Are we back home? If we are, where are all the people? And if something like Blaine has been stopping off in Topeka--OUR Topeka, Topeka, Kansas--how come I haven't seen anything about it on Sixty Minutes?
Susannah: What's Sixty Minutes?
Eddie: TV show. You missed it by five or ten years. Old white guys in ties. Doesn't matter.”
― Stephen King, Wizard and Glass

“Susannah: This place...it may or may not be Topeka, but what it really looks like to me is one of those creepy little towns on The Twilight Zone. You boys probably don't remember that one, but--
Eddie and Jake: (in perfect unison) Yes, I do. (laughter)
Jake: They still show the reruns.
Eddie: Yeah, all the time. Usually sponsored by bankruptcy lawyers who look like shorthair terriers.”
― Stephen King, Wizard and Glass

“You know I love you. You know I do. It's not just the idea of you. I know you. You also know I'm not coming to Topeka.”
― Megan Phelps-Roper, Unfollow: A Journey from Hatred to Hope