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TRIGGER WARNINGS: abuse, depression, in depth descriptions of suicide, suicide, death, anxiety I went in knowing I'd hate this. I know it romanticises TRIGGER WARNINGS: abuse, depression, in depth descriptions of suicide, suicide, death, anxiety I went in knowing I'd hate this. I know it romanticises depression and suicide. I know these characters were nothing but their personality but I wanted to personally know. Also, a bunch of people in this Facebook group I'm in kept recommending this and I wanted a leg to stand on when I say "hey this book is actually really problematic, stop recommending it". I shouldn't have wasted my time. It got to the stage my eyes were moving across the page but words? They weren't there. I took notes while reading but it became tedious at 15% purely because I was taking a note every. single. page. That's right folks, that's how bad this book is. Because characters who are only the textbook version of their mental illness make sense! What's a personality? No clue, it's surrounded by stupid behaviour and stereotypes. So, I can't comment on everything but for this amount of notes to be taken in such a short snippet of this book? Not good. A collection of my thoughts while reading it: - "Is today a good day to die?" - Honestly what the fuck - hate at first sentence - they're so obnoxious kill me - “Behind the ugly glasses she’s pretty, almost like a china doll.” - ^ just going to leave that there because i don't think it deserves a sarcastic comment because of how dumb it is - 3% in and it feels as though it's making comedy out of depression - like yo i have depression, have had it for as long as i remember so i feel i can comment on the fact this is terrible representation in just the first chapter - ok it literally say it's started to rain and our the male mc decides to state that again??? that's sloppy - please stop describing her eyes @ 5% - "She’s pretty and tall, but not too tall, with long, restless legs and curvy hips, which I like on a girl. Too many high school girls are built like boys.” - "semihot girls" - let's comment on girls appearances every other page because i'm a piece of shit - still @ 5%, even angrier now - how is this good rep in anyway - this is complete and utter mockery of good rep - i want to punch everyone who says this is good rep - terrible counsellors? wow great let's tell kids that adults aren't here to help - counsellor lists people who would be upset if he died, Finch is stuck on multiple girlfriends - what a literal piece of shit - he's obsessed with Violet after chapter one i'm going to puke - so much telling rather than showing, it's frustrating - punishment equals bangs? jesus this book is a mess - these counsellors are terrible - Finch is honestly a pompous asshole - Violet is bearable despite her lack of personality - i can't stand judgemental characters??? - how many stereotypes are shoved into this book - the answer? - all of them - Finch is honestly a pig, which is an insult to pigs - "Faggot" is used as an insult - why is everything sexualised??? - so edgy!! so cool!!! turntables!!! vintage!!! hipster!!! w!!! o!!! a!!! h!!! - SMOKING SO COOL - "even though i'm not much into eating" ?????? - these characters are so dumb i want to strangle them - literally no one this age talks like this - ahhh, that my friends is the smell of sweet, sweet slut shaming - there's seriously so much focus on people's eyes, it's weird - these kids are so ungrateful - *boy starts facebook page just to talk to you* this is not romantic - 16% invites himself over to her house late at night & she gives in and just says yes after saying no?????? - I hate everyone In short. There are better books out there. A List of Cages. Under Rose Tainted Skies. Eliza and Her Monsters. There are books out there that paint realistic views on mental health. This is definitely not one of them. This book is disgusting. Not only the way it shames women but the way it romanticises suicide and depression. I've honestly never been so revolted by a book. Truly. If I see people recommending this they're about to be blocked/unfollowed/unfriended/punched because no. I honestly feel dumb after reading this - something that only happened when I read Caraval. This book is not good. This book is terrible. This book should be banned. Having depression isn't being quirky or different. Having depression also isn't who you are entirely. No one ever knows I have depression, unless I tell them. I know I've recovered, however I still have bad days. This book doesn't paint any of this in a realistic light. I have experienced almost every trigger warning this book features, and I'm telling you, as a person who struggled through 3/6 of the triggers, this book is a piece of shit. Not only that, but the end is a complete cop out. Almost every idea is stolen from other books. The Fault In Our Stars. Perks of Being a Wallflower. Looking for Alaska. 13 Reasons Why. All books I hated. My tip for you if you love this Find a better novel to promote as your mental health awareness book. ...more |
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DNF @ 9% Embrace was a book I desperately wanted to like. Not for me. For the sake of one of my new Goodreads friends Caitlin. I know if I had read thi DNF @ 9% Embrace was a book I desperately wanted to like. Not for me. For the sake of one of my new Goodreads friends Caitlin. I know if I had read this book six years ago it would have been my favourite, much like how I loved Halo but would despise it now. Caitlin told me that I was nitpicking, but in all honestly I couldn't help it. My body kept folding in on itself to cringe at the writing style and the protagonist thoughts. So, I didn't even get to the actual storyline of the book. We also aren't given much information on one of the love interests that the protagonist is oh so in love with. Though, at 9% I didn't exactly meet the other guy either. Keep in mind, that I hadn't exactly read a lot of this book so the quotes I am providing are not spoilers in anyway - they are simply ones I had to get down so I could use in this review. cracks knuckles Now, to begin the roasting game. “Violet Eden!’ Steph said sternly, sucking me out of my trance. ‘We have your dad’s Amex, a green light and no specified limit.’ Her mock rebuke morphed into a devious grin. ‘What more could a girl want as a birthday present?” [image] At this quote, I knew I would hate this book. I love a good best friend in books, and I have been told that Steph is actually a good friend. However, in the single scene, I saw her in I have never wanted to punch a character more - an exaggeration because I have wanted to punch so many. “It’s like he’s training you for battle or something.’ Her eyes lit up. ‘Hey, maybe he has some underground fight club and he’s grooming you!’ [image] I am one of the weirdest people you could talk to (old and weird for life) and I say some stupid crap. I talk about random things and will usually message my friends a bunch of stuff that doesn't make a lot of sense. However, how the author wrote this moment it seemed that she was making it seem like Steph actually believed that her best friend was being trained for an underground fight club. Like, Jesus Christ girl. “The fact that she was from a seriously monied-up family and was usually wearing something that cost more than my entire wardrobe didn’t adversely affect our friendship. I didn’t overly care for material possessions and she didn’t overly care that I didn’t.” [image] NOT. RELEVANT. I swear to God this book could have been half the size if the author got rid of half of the inimportant sentences that editors left in. “I’d never been given a gift by my mother. She’d never made me warm milk, never wiped away my tears or put a plaster on me. She hadn’t saved me from the embarrassing outing with my nanny to buy my first bra and she hadn’t left me with a nifty stash of tampons in the bathroom cupboard that would never run out and that I’d never have to talk about.” [image] I get it, she feels like she missed out on a bunch of stuff. However, it felt like in this paragraph and what lead to it she was blaming her mum for dying. Which is dumb. I don't know my dad, he skedaddled when I was a baby and I have never felt like I missed out on anything. I get that having a parent die while giving to you is different, I wouldn't know. It does, however, seem like her dad has done everything to provide for her. The mind of Violet translated to that of a 12 year old to me, not of a 17 year old character. Didn't work for me. “Our fingers brushed briefly and it was enough to make my heart jump.” [image] I can't. “He smelled of baked suncream and his body radiated warmth.” [image] Not only did the author spell sunscreen wrong, but what the fuck? If anyone knows what the smell of "baked sunscream" actually smells like let me know. I know for a fact sunscreen smells terrible, so I'm not sure if she was actually insulting or complimenting the love interest. Caitlin told me it's because he is meant to represent summer, but Jesus Christ no. “It was like we were two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. We locked together perfectly.” [image] There was no chemistry and I'm meant to believe that you fit together like two pieces of a puzzle? I'm thinking you have the wrong pieces for this puzzle, honey. “I swear to you, he’ll never hurt you again. You’re… I’ll never let him near you,’ he whispered.” [image] The quote that made me quit. Made me want to peg my phone across the room and risk the smash as I gagged on my own spit. I just couldn't. I can do instalove sometimes and I don't mind a good cheesy romance. This quote failed too much for me that I couldn't continue on. I'm sorry to anyone who likes this book or if it is your favourite book or if it got you into reading - it just isn't for me. The two stars are for the fact I would have liked it if I was 13 and Caitlin so she doesn't brawl me. Now, to end this review with some Ron Swanson gifs that represent how I accurately feel about this book. [image] [image] [image] ...more |
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TRIGGER WARNING: this one slipped my attention while reading, purely because I was bored, but I feel it is important to add that this book features pa
TRIGGER WARNING: this one slipped my attention while reading, purely because I was bored, but I feel it is important to add that this book features parent x child abuse which isn't dealt with. WARNING: this review will be a rant, there may be unmarked spoilers. This is also a highly unpopular opinion so if you want to come at me telling me I'm wrong or didn't understand the book I will punch you in the nose from how mad this book made me. Also, there is a high amount of swearing, which I usually don't try to put in my reviews but I am so angry. (: “Whatever you’ve heard about Caraval, it doesn’t compare to the reality. It’s more than just a game or a performance. It’s the closest you’ll ever find to magic in this world." Caraval was a book I knew I'd hate, I wasn't even excited for it. Then shallow me saw the inside cover and had to read it. Even after Caitlin, who I share similar opinions with, was disappointed. Even after it was repeatedly compared to The Night Circus, which I also hated. So, big fuck you to shallow Amber for making me waste my time. If you haven't read the book and didn't adhere to my warning at the top of this review, I highly recommend you skedaddle because I am about to go into the characters. So, bye, come back if you hate this book. [image] For a book where the only review I saw that wasn't a five was Caitlin's, the character's were so dumb and one-dimensional. They literally had to state everything that was happening. It was infuriating to read after the ridiculous description we had had to read of almost every item. This book would have been a lot shorter without the unnecessary metaphors for everything. It was tiring. But, anyway, let's talk about this shit storm of characters. First, we have the dumb ass, possible whore(not slut shaming just stating it could be a fact), and ninja turtle of a sister. Now, you may be like, 'where did the ninja turtle part come from?' Well, my friends, her name is Donatella. So, how did I picture this dimwitted sister the whole time? Much like this: [image] A giant turtle with a purple eye band. Then add this gif - because for some reason we were meant to think that Julian and Ninja Turtle had hooked up. [image] Moving on, we have the oh so romantic kidnapper known as Julian. Now, you may be like 'woah, a kidnapper?! Are we meant to like him?!' Don't worry, his brown muscles will distract from that. Nothing else matters because he has brown muscles and a solid chest. [image] Have you forgotten he kidnapped the main character (who I am looking forward to shitting on next)? Me neither. The fact he never called Scarlett by her real name, favouring "Crimson" instead, really irked me. She corrected him once and left it. I've had people call me Amanda for a year, and I corrected them every single time, so it irked me that Scarlett was that weak of a character she wouldn't stand up for herself. Now, let's talk about Scarlett. Honestly, the most dim-witted character I have ever read. She was so stupid that it made this book a struggle. Her absolute inability to do anything correctly, the fact she couldn't solve the clues and the fact she was so hopelessly okay with almost everything was infuriating. [image] Now, you may be waiting for a representation of Scarlett. I got nothing. I basically pictured her as an 'attractive' blob on legs. Oops. Add that to a blushing virgin and you have Scarlett, the girl who could barely look a male character in the eye. The plot was even worse. When you have a book with the preface of "it's all a game" and "nothing is real", it's going to be fucking boring when you try to add 6385923759 plot twists at the end that are dumbdumb. Everything about it had me spluttering in anger and sending Caitlin 80 billion messages. Honestly, I can't even begin to express my utter anger and hatred for this book. It is literally told over a week and somehow there's a fucking love story too. Don't even get me started on that shit. My notes for it are just: "this is so fucking DUMB" - exact copy and paste from my notes. Ugh, I am still so angry about this book, I don't even want to see it if I can't kick it 169238048 kilometres away from me. I also don't even want to get into the Legend shit that happened or the "oh no you've been fooled" or whatever the fuck happened. [image] To make this even better, I just went through my friends ratings and I've rated it the lowest. So, here's for an unpopular opinion. I mean, I didn't even buy into the hype, how am I this disappointed? ...more |
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DNF @ 50% Oh my God. I was enjoying this but holy crap the characters were ridiculous. Arden was obsessed with being "manly" and Carly went along with DNF @ 50% Oh my God. I was enjoying this but holy crap the characters were ridiculous. Arden was obsessed with being "manly" and Carly went along with all his stupid ideas. I may come back to this one day but for now, it can join my DNF pile. Full review to come possibly. ...more |
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DNF @ 5%. The Distance from A to Z was a book I knew almost instantly I would have a problem with, straight off the bat (pun intended since our protago DNF @ 5%. The Distance from A to Z was a book I knew almost instantly I would have a problem with, straight off the bat (pun intended since our protagonist has a great problem with baseball). I don't enjoy DNF'ing a book, but more so lately I can not force myself to push through a book I do not enjoy and have the ability to collect ridiculous quotes for. The Distance from A to Z is a book like that. I liked the idea mostly, but mostly I needed a contemporary. This obviously isn't the contemporary for me. I mean, I read 5% of this book and my best friend, Kyle, got copious amounts of texts because I just couldn't handle this book in the slightest. Maybe it gets better, I will never know. I don't want to know. I don't ever want to think about this dialogue again because the whole time I was like [image] Now? Why did I believe I would have such a problem with this book? Well, within the first chapter alone (which is all I read) I collected a bunch of quotes that had me hating life itself from our protagonist Abby herself. I mean, I usually wouldn't write a review for a book I chose to DNF but I can't help it. I probably shouldn't rate it either, but hey, my account. So, onto the quotes. “The truth is, I don’t really blame my brothers. They were raised this way. [image] Now, we have all in our lives felt like we were the only sane person in our families I'm sure. I know I have, and probably will again. However, I have never once though I was the only sane person in my family because I don't like sports or because I read. That is ridiculous and completely unnessarcy. Abby seems to think she's a special little snowflake becuase of it though and exaggerates the whole thing. She hates the Cubs (which I presume is an actual baseball team?), and she hates people who loves the Cubs. This leads to my next quote I have from the book: “Eff off,” I shout. [image] Is this weird? Yes. Why? For so many damn reasons. One being that she just told a stranger to "eff off". Two being she is basically 18 but not going to say the word fuck? I'm sorry, but that's ridiculous. I can understand a young child but someone about to start their senior year of high school or whatever would not do that. But telling a stranger to "eff" off because they mentioned the Cubs, since your car is decked out in Cubs memorbilia, isn't any reason to yell that at him. Now because this is a YA contemporary, who do you think the love interest is going to be? If you guessed boy she told to eff off, you're 110% right, have a cookie. “I love Chucks. [image] Now, this was a quote Kyle and I had a good laugh over. Chucks? Red Chucks? Foofy colours? I couldn't even deal with this quote. It was ridiculous. I have nothing to say apart from - guess who was wearing those Chucks? If you guessed the boy from the previous quote have another cookie. “She laughs and everyone laughs along. Apparently we’re that kind of crowd. But given that I’m doing it too, I’m not judging. Especially since I have these fluttery feelings inside me listening to baseball-cap boy beside me guffaw. Sorry. Zeke. Zeke Martin.” [image] I couldn't even deal with this. She's yelled at this boy and then tears him down while he tries to have a nice conversation with her all because he likes both baseball and the Cubs. A massive problem for her apparently. Then there's the fact that she's getting fluttery feelings that were never mentioned previously? God, I couldn't. I couldn't do it. Though, this wasn't the quote that made me stop reading. That's coming next. “She doesn’t look up when I enter; her hand is furiously writing in what appears to be a black Moleskine notebook. She’s using a fountain pen. [image] I couldn't after this quote on chapter 2. I couldn't put myself through the pain that is this book. I'm glad though since I just read a review that said slut-shaming was sure to follow all this ridiculousness. There was so much more but these were the stand out quotes, I could have probably quoted the entire first chapter as a reason why I will not be finishing this. ...more |
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DNF @ 10% I will be displaying my emotions through Ron Swanson gifs. Love and Gelato was a book I desperately wanted to love. I mean, the set up was per DNF @ 10% I will be displaying my emotions through Ron Swanson gifs. Love and Gelato was a book I desperately wanted to love. I mean, the set up was perfect. Italy, love and gelato (which I've never actually had but it sounds good). Italy is a destination I have always wanted to travel, and how could you not with all the culture present in the cities. However, as I began to read this book I knew it wasn't going to be a finish for me. Why? Well, the writing just jumped straight into the plot without any other pretenses or introductions, straight to the fact a house was in a cemetery. Then, we have one of the protagonists, Lina, first line: "It's a cemetery." My voice was like weak tea. [image] What? What in the name of all things holy and blessed does this mean? Is weak tea really the metaphor you choose to use? I knew this book, and I would have a problem here almost instantly. I can handle crazy metaphors sometimes, but this was a no and was at the very beginning of the book, so it could only go downhill. For me, it did. Not only did my hatred for Lina become cemented in the first 100 pages of the 900 page eBook but I was subjected to countless more strange and "quirky" people. However, Lina was just rude. I understand her mum had died six months previously, and it seemed like that was leading up to be an excuse featuring through the rest of the book, but she was rude. She was unwilling to give her recently discovered father a chance. I don't understand why because she isn't even sure if he knew about her existence. Also: "Aggressively normal." [image] Is a sentence I never want to hear again because what? Oh, we also get to introduced to Lina's totally “Why are you being so quiet? Is Gravedigger there?” [image] Like Ron's burger, this completely missed the mark for me. Oh, and lets not forget that Addie and Lina are both very “Addie and I had once won a costume contest dressed as Tacky Tourists. These two could have been our inspiration.” [image] I can't even add onto that. I understand there is a "tacky tourist" look, but honestly, if I went travelling I would probably be a tacky tourist myself and guess what? That is fine. Now, one last quote before I conclude this review. The quote that made me decide this was not for me in any way: “Howard still had steam curling out of his nostrils.” [image] I understand some people may think I didn't give this book a fair go, considering I decided to DNF at 10%, but honestly, I couldn't subject myself to this. I couldn't put myself through head banging sentences and characters who are meant to be funny and different but are simply rude. It's possible this story is super cute, but I won't be sticking around to find out. Honestly, what this book felt like was a jumble of words that shouldn't have slipped past an editor, in my opinion. [image] ...more |
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DNF @ 50% The Lovely Reckless was a book that felt hyped up beyond belief. There is also the fact that literally every one of my friend's on Goodreads DNF @ 50% The Lovely Reckless was a book that felt hyped up beyond belief. There is also the fact that literally every one of my friend's on Goodreads loved this book. However, I'm going to be in the minority when I state the fact that I hated this book. Now, it wasn't that way from the beginning. I was getting into the book because I was half asleep and then our protagonist Frankie meets our male lead Marco and everything falls apart. [image] Why Amber? Why does everything fall apart? Well, Amber pretending to be someone asking a question - we get insta-love in the form of a cliche Twilight moment. Now, stay with me for a moment. I presume at least 80% of people who will read this review have seen at least the first Twilight movie. I'm talking about the scene where Bella see's Edward in the cafeteria for the first time and you can tell she's in love. This happened to Frankie and Marco. But, see, more problems follow. This author tried to shove every possible cliche into every chapter, with Marco being a big bad boy who has an instant soft spot for Frankie, as well as his sister who Frankie gets to tutor. Frankie is also the rich girl who over the summer drifted apart from her friends - because they're messes too - and gets expelled from her rich people school to go to a public school. The horrors. [image] I kept reading because I wanted to know the big twist because see, Frankie saw her boyfriend be beat to death (she didn't do anything) and she can't remember who did it. So, obviously, the big twist would be that her new boyfriend, who I have a 100% assurance was Marco, had a friend who did it. This is my prediction at least, and I don't care if it's right or wrong at this point because I'm about to show why this book wasn't for me. How will you do that, Amber? Thanks again for your question, Amber pretending to be someone asking a question. I'm going to do that through a series of quotes with gif reactions to display my annoyance. “My heart jumps, but I ignore it. “Don’t talk about me like I’m not here.” [image] Please, Marco, let her deal with this herself. She obviously wants to be attacked, and is too dense to realize that the guy who grabbed her was a creep. With a father as an undercover police officer, you think she'd be smarter. But, alas, she is not at all. She is the classic "rich girl rebelling" stereotype. “Things could’ve ended differently tonight. The guys who hang out at the races aren’t good guys.” [image] Yes, he is, in fact, trying to scare you. How dense could you be not to realise this?! I mean, you literally just got hustled by some guy because your friend is an idiot, it's obviously not a safe environment. I swear all the rich people in this book thought they were invincible. “So is there something going on between you two? Because he’s a total lunatic, in case you didn’t pick up on that after this morning and tonight.” [image] Insert the idiotic female best friend, who is bound to get jealous over the main character having other friends and gives horrific advice. Because Marco's behaviour didn't even give off the vibe of lunatic. Just a stalker. But, oh well, Frankie likes it. “You did not just say manwhore.” [image] You'd think if women are trying to eliminate the word "slut" being used negatively the word manwhore should also be eliminated. I just feel it is completely unnecessary to point out a guy's sleeping habits unless he somehow contracted an STD. I understand that above quote is supposed to be the "protective" female best friend, but it's just super judgy. “He’d never be into her,” one of them whispers. [image] Literally, this book is basically a Romeo and Juliet remake with cars. Star-crossed lovers from different worlds struggle to get past their friend's opinions on the other. It's ridiculous. I should have stopped reading, but wait - I have more quotes. “Hey, Frankie?” he calls out. [image] When I hear/read some guy say "smile more" to a girl in a book I get low-key flashbacks to Jessica Jones where the villain had a thing for making the protagonist forcibly smile. It's not cute. It's not romantic. It's creepy. Do not tell me to smile more because I will go out of my way not to smile in your presence. The crazy thing here is - Frankie listens. Excuse me while I ram my head against a brick wall several hundred times. “Marco lingers by the door for a moment. “I’ll see you around, Angel.” [image] All I have for this one is - what the heck? I'm sure later on there would be an explanation like "oh, but you saved me. You're my angel." Which is so damn lame that I may need to go vomit. “Marco looks confused for a second and steps back. “You mean me. I make you uncomfortable. Is that it? I’m a thug from the Downs. We’re all alone and it’s dark. I get it.” [image] Freaking hell, Marco. You've known this girl for around two days, you have no right to be offended. Also, Frankie there is no reason for you consul him. It's ridiculous. I would be afraid if anyone approached me in the dark, though ultimately I wouldn't leave a party in the dead of night alone after my boyfriend had been beat to death. Just me, personally. “After all the girls you’ve hooked up with, I wouldn’t want to be a disappointment.” [image] Please, stop. This isn't romantic. Especially when the characters know nothing about each other. I honestly felt sick here. “This can’t happen. Not with a guy who takes me apart with a kiss. I don’t want to get attached to anybody now that I know how quickly someone can be taken away. I haven’t even recovered my memories from the night Noah died. I need to be stronger, not more vulnerable. But I’m not admitting that to Marco.” [image] WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?! I have never met a 17-year-old who thinks like this. My sister is 17 and in a relationship and she isn't even this dumb about it, and she's incredibly stupid about the relationship. Excuse me while I go punch my sister in the face to get my annoyance at Frankie out. “The last time I saw him we were kissing … and yelling. My lips tingle just thinking about it. Why is that kiss so hard to forget?” [image] Please, Frankie. Stop. It was a freaking kiss, move on. “My mind flashes back to the kiss, the way his lips felt against mine. Without thinking, I touch my mouth. Marco sucks in a sharp breath.” [image] And this, this quote, is where I gave up. I couldn't do it from this point. I've read bad books, I mean look through most of my DNF reviews - which follow this format. I just can't put myself through books I don't like anymore. I can't push through in hopes it'll get better because there are so many better books than this. There are also so many books that are similar to The Lovely Reckless - just watch Fast and the Furious if anything. Don't even get me on the writing as well, nothing flowed and the protagonist had like eight different personalities. I was also getting continuously confused at who was in a scene and how they had got there, because it didnt feel explained enough to me personally. ...more |
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DNF @ 40% - MAJOR UNPOPULAR OPINION “This life is not always what we think it will be,” Cain says. “You are an ember in the ashes, Elias Veturius.DNF @ 40% - MAJOR UNPOPULAR OPINION “This life is not always what we think it will be,” Cain says. “You are an ember in the ashes, Elias Veturius. You will spark and burn, ravage and destroy. You cannot change it. You cannot stop it.” An Ember of Ashes was a book I wanted to like. I had such high expectations going into this book, so many people had raved about it that I was beyond excited to dive in. My friend and I even had a joke, as in he would call it "An Amber in the Ashes". I have a ridiculous sense of humour so of course, I found that funny. However, I didn't find this book funny at all. As this book starts we are thrown instantly into the world of...honestly, I'm not sure it's ever said. I was confused. I didn't understand where the story was going or if I had missed parts. All I got was there was a resistance and scholars are the slaves. I didn't understand the concept of Masks, or what their point was apart from to use the word rape in every other sentence. Also, I had no idea if this book was dystopian or high fantasy. It felt like dystopian and high fantasy to the point my brain was too confused to take in any of the names. Including character names, I ended up just guessing things because I was to the point of throwing my phone at a wall while reading this. I like my genre defined for me in a book and I was not getting that in this book at all which was infuriating. I mean, I don't even like to DNF books (I haven't really all year) but here I am, DNF'ing one of the 'best reads of 2016' or whatever. I started to enjoy this book when we were introduced to the female Mask, who's name I don't remember, but it quickly became clear that she was purely in the story to play for a romance factor and not the fact she was a warrior and the only female Mask of the generation - going on to enter the trials to become emperor/empress. Her character quickly went down for me as soon as she walked in on our male lead naked and was obviously into him. She just added to the weak characters in the book. I mean, maybe there was some kickass character development but I didn't want to stick around for it. Characters Laia was weak and actually crazy. I did not see this girl as a strong individual or understand how she would become a strong individual. She was infuriating. I wanted to punch her or headbutt her nose. I can't even put into words what I actually thought because I am still so angry over this weak excuse for a female character. It was obvious who her love interest was from the moment she met him and if I saw that girl described as beautiful one more time I would ram my head against a wall. Elias was a freaking drama queen, and weak. I didn't like the fact that, of course, he is considered the best Mask at his academy - which isn't shown in his personality - and his mum was the leader (whatever she was). He apparently had such a difficult life to the point where he was pushed to want to dessert the army (I honestly don't know what to call it). He is a super special snowflake as well because his Mask hasn't melded with his face. SIDE NOTE: What the hell was the point of the Masks? They just terrorised people, raped people, and beat people. There was no point to them as people. They were evil ultimately - from what I could gather. Oh except Elias - of course. I also didn't understand the purpose of the actual mask. It was ridiculous. How do you eat? Breathe? See? Live? I DON'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND THIS BULLSHIT. If the concept had been developed more I would have been completely on board. But, I was not due to the lack of explanation for freaking anything by 40% - where I should understand the world. World-Building WHAT FREAKING WORLD BUILDING. Non-existent, undescriptive and completely lacking in every aspect. Plot I honestly didn't get far enough to reach the actual plot. Sure, the plot was that Laia wanted to get her brother back and Elias wanted freedom but the pair of them was as hopeless as tits on a bull to the point that I knew shit was going to go wrong at the very last minute. Laia's dead sister was probably alive at some point as some kind of plot shock. Writing The writing I didn't enjoy at all, I'll leave it at that. Overall Overall, I didn't like this book. I didn't even rometely enjoy a second I spent reading it - which makes me so sad. I wish I had liked it, despite this review being slightly brutal. I am quite jealous of each person who did actually enjoy it. However, I didn't so I will stand by my opinion to DNF and my opinions in this review. “Duty first, unto death. If you betray the Empire, you will be caught, and you will pay. Dismissed.”...more |
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DNF @ 41% “The world moves fast, changing everything around us with each new day. Photography is a gift that can keep us in a moment forever, blissfDNF @ 41% “The world moves fast, changing everything around us with each new day. Photography is a gift that can keep us in a moment forever, blissfully eternal.” The Heartbreakers was a book I wanted to love. I'm pretty sure I had originally read the first few chapters on Wattpad when it was first being written and enjoyed it. Though I'm finding the more experienced I get as a reader the less I enjoy books I originally loved. Now, this is not to hate on the authors writing style or anything. I don't want to sound unsupportive because publishing not one but two is amazing and I support the author completely. But, as a fair warning, I may be ripping apart the part of the book I did read. Now, The Heartbreakers wasn't a book I had high hopes for. I have no idea how the paperback came into my possession but as I was packing I found it and went "sure, let's go". Now, I probably should have put it back on my shelf as I didn't read the blurb at all. My friend alerted me quickly to the fact that the blurb read like it was a fanfiction. If I remember correctly as well the author did use a photo of Harry Styles as a representation for the male lead. I'm not a person to insult fanfiction, but I can pick a cheesy one almost instantly. I, myself, used to write fanfiction (which has been deleted from the Internet). This book was one of the cheesiest probable fanfics I have ever read. I have never cringed so hard while reading a book. I had to stop quite frequently because I just couldn't handle how absolutely cheesy the story was. I love myself a good cheesy book but this took it too far. Characters Stella is our female protagonist. She is a triplet, close to both her siblings. To the point where this quote seems necessary: “Cara and I were scary similar in so many ways. We both could quote every line from every episode of Friends like we had written and produced the show ourselves. We hated peanut butter because of the way it made your tongue stick to the roof of your mouth, and neither of us had ever had a boyfriend.” I don't know if I was meant to like Stella at all. I hated her. I found her judgmental, rash and just overall rude. Sure, people may find it cute that she yelled at the boy band, The Heartbreakers, in the elevator, but, in fact, it was just straight up rude. I didn't like her before that either. Stella was a music snob, photography snob and overall snob. When her sister is talking about The Heartbreakers she goes on a tangent about how they're not punk rock like they say they are - which honestly reminded me of 5 Seconds of Summer (which I feel I can say as an ex-fan). “I pressed my lips together to keep myself from laughing. “Just because they site the Misfits and the Ramones as their inspiration doesn’t make them punk.” Sure, everything in Stella's life wasn't great. But, she had every opportunity to the point it was infuriating. Her sister may have cancer, but she got into the college she wanted, had a knack for photography to the point The Heartbreakers publicist called her to run a blog during the tour, and I presume her family was well off. I just felt like despite the fact that Stella's family was impacted by the possibility of her sister's death she did not take a single opportunity offered to her without complaining about it. Oliver was another character I hated. I have no quotes for Oliver. I just didn't like this supposed beautiful boy who was too much Harry Styles for me. I don't have much to say about him apart from the fact he made me cringe the most with his bipolar moods, 'flirting' and lack of absolute charm. He wasn't flattering and I would have punched him in the nose at least six times the day Stella and Oliver hung out. I don't even remember his band members name, and, in fact, I wrote Owen at least 8 times before having to correct it to Oliver because he was so insignificant. Also, his name was Oliver Perry. Never trust someone with two first names. Plot The plot was non-existent. I can't tell you what was going to happen because I don't know myself. Did Cara die? Did Stella go on tour? Did Stella finally get her first boyfriend, like, oh em gee? Absolutely nothing happened, it was boring and repetitive in the way that Stella was negative about everything and constantly deciding about things. I also hated how fast she was 'charmed' by Oliver, it wasn't believable in any way. Much like the friendship that was instantly had between Stella's brother, Stella and The Heartbreakers. I found myself irritated as everyone interacted, it was as if the author didn't understand friendships aren't formed the way they were. Writing The writing was the worst. It was cheesy, underdeveloped and Stella had the voice of a 12-year-old and not an 18-year-old I found myself disbelieving some of the stuff that was said by her, not believing an 18-year-old would never be seen saying. Overall Overall, basically a One Direction fanfiction. I would recommend this if you would like a better-written fanfiction that you can physically hold in your hands. Otherwise, I may recommend just to stay clear of this book. My opinion is just that, my opinion. I mean no offence by my opinion. I simply did not enjoy this book. It may have gotten better, but I was not feeling it at all. ...more |
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DNF @ 15%. I'm no longer making myself read books I hate, I'll read to the point I'm ripping my hair out and the last chapter - because I like to know. DNF @ 15%. I'm no longer making myself read books I hate, I'll read to the point I'm ripping my hair out and the last chapter - because I like to know. I've also read enough reviews to inform me this wasn't going to get better. Review to come. The Edge of Never wasn't really a bad book, but in the overall scheme of things it reminded me too much of Paper Princess for me to put myself through that pain again. I used to never DNF books, but now I can not even force myself to go through with it - my previous mantra of "you're this far, just continue" no longer works. One of the big reasons I had for this was the author liked to both show and tell. This was a statement I heard at least 6000 times during my high school career, my English teachers ramming it into our heads for years. This author however, decided to do both. Which felt like she was calling us idiots as she stated things multiple times. Now, my way of DNF'ing a book is kind of weird. I read up to where I give up, go to the middle and read whats happening there, and then read the last chapter. In this case, I wasn't interested in continuing for what was to come. Why? Because while I was doing this I also chose to search how many times a few particular words were mentioned throughout this 400 page novel (I was reading the eBook version): Slut - 14 times. Bitch - 25 times. Sexy - 27 times. Babe - 49 times. Baby - 63 times. That just certfied my resolution to DNF this, I couldn't do it. I mean, the quotes I collected and notes I took during this book equated to the amount I took while reading Heir of Fire (a lot). Overall, before I get into the quotes that I found hilarious, this book read like it had been written on Wattpad and had originally been a fan fiction. It was incredibly wordy and the dialgoue shared between characters was ridiculous. There is also the fact that everyone is a slut besides the main character and the main character, Camyrn, has had every possible bad thing happen to her. What are those, you ask? Her boyfriend died, her parents divorced, her second boyfriend cheated on her, her best friend's boyfriend tried to come onto her, when she told said best friend the best friend couldn't believe it, and oh, she has depression but I'm sure that won't play a big part at all. Everything was just so over dramatic that it was unnecessary. Completely cringe worthy, in my opinion. Now, onto some quotes. “I snarl at her, not satisfied with her first pick.” [image] The gif I've chosen? That's what I picture happening when a charater "snarls". They transform into a beast, snarl, and then continue on their merry way. Snarl is not something I've ever seen a person do. I've seen my dog snarl, but a human? No. I even google "human snarling", I got nothing. Unless you are a werewolf, or some kind of half beast or animal, snarling is not a thing. “Natalie spats out a laugh.” [image] This quote has the posibility to make sense, apart from one thing - Natalie wasn't drinking a beverage of any kind. She simply "spats her laugh" and continues on her merry way. Now, what am I picturing when I read this? Spit. Spit everywhere. “I never said your clothes weren’t cute, Cam.” She grins and reaches up and snaps my bra against my back. “You look frickin’ sexy on a daily basis, girl—I’d totally do you if I wasn’t with Damon.” [image] Now, this one, I had some real problems with. It's fine if Camyrn was a prude, you do you girl. It's fine that she's straight. But, however, she seemed to be completely against her friend even jokingly mentioning she would sleep with her, becasue her friend is painted to be this henious slut. This is a joke I make to many of my friends. I just was dumbfounded by it. “No, Damon’s drug of choice is cocaine and he only grows and sells weed to pay for his cocaine habit.” [image] OF COURSE THAT'S HIS DRUG OF CHOICE. The behaviour she mentions about Damon doesn't even equate to that of a cocaine addict. There's also the fact everyone refuses to acknowledge it. “Oh shut up, Nat!” I say, irritated at her serious over-exaggeration illness. “He did not look like either one of those guys. He was just a regular guy who didn’t happen to be fugly.” [image] I haven't heard or read the word "fugly" since I was 13, which was six years ago. I never wanted to see it again. I have and the world has let me down. I refuse to let the word "fugly" rise again. If it does, I'll burn the world down. So, dear this author, stop trying to make "fugly" happen. “Christian Deering, my Ian rebound guy and the jerk who cheated on me with some red-haired slut.” [image] There was so many things wrong with this quote. One, she calls him both a jerk and a rebound in the same sentence. How does this work? Please explain. Then the girl is a slut, obviously. However, Camyrn later goes to justify this cheating saying how she dated Christian for five months and she hadn't said "I love you" back so no wonder he cheated. “I always thought that depression was so overrated, the way people toss the word around (a lot like the L-word that I will never say to a guy again for as long as I live.” [image] Camyrn's 20, not 50 - I had to check after reading that quote. She switches between the behaviours of a 12 year old and a 50 year old, never quite falling on that "actually her age" mark. “You’re probably better off anyway,” he says, putting the MP3 player in his bag. “I don’t listen to Justin Bieber or that crazy meat-wearin’ bitch, so I guess you’ll just have to do without.” [image] Literally, does no one in this book even remotely understand pop culture? That quote was from our male lead, Andrew, who I didn't really get to know but from reviews I've read he's incredibly territorial. How so, you ask? As in stating that if they fuck she has to be his? That kind of weird territorial. I think I'm done ranting about this book, maybe not, we'll see. This was super ranty though and I do apologise if I've offended anyone, I just couldn't deal with this book. ...more |
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