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In theory, I am a native English speaker -- however, my facility with English is rather irregular. Of the four parts of language, my skills in writing are by far the best when measured by an academic standard.
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Old English
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Middle English
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Life on the Alta/Baja border, man
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Maritimes, Newfoundland and Quebec, yah
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I am truly blessed that my family hails from Charleston and New Orleans
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Mix | This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
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Which ought to be self-evident, from the forgoing data
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Spanish (Castellano e idioma de México)
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Ladino
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French
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fro-1 | Icest faitre poet assister a un nivel bas de la langue francor. |
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Old French
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Asturian
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Catalan
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Latin
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Occitan
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Portuguese
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Haitian (epi Kreyol Lwiziyen)
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Japanese 日本語
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Mandarin 中文
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Wen 文言文 (literary Chinese)
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Cantonese 粵語/粤语
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Classical Greek Αρχαία Ελληνική
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Nahuatl (Aztecan)
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snuk | This user says snuck. |
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…in. | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. |
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A, B, and A and B | This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
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its | This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has). |
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’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
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… | This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... |
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Note to world: my usual attitude towards my putative programming skills is "don't ask, don't tell". I developed these skills because they were necessary to the pursuit of other goals. I do not, outside of database development, consider myself to be any sort of programmer. The following is offered for completeness' sake -- except where otherwise noted, assume absolute minimal ability.
C-0 | This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C). |
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The latter, not the the former
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Ada | This user can program in Ada. |
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Strange but true
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If I have, oh, say, all the time in the world
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For the same reasons I can use Ada
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Inevitable result of using programmable calculators
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Extensively -- for fun, even
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Very badly, but improving steadily
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True to my dinosaur nature, I still use Bourne shell by preference
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This should surprise no one
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With amazing inaccuracy, yes
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In my sleep
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LaTeX | This user can typeset using LaTeX. |
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Whenever possible
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SQL | This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys. |
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...and anything else of import in life
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{{Wiki}} | This user can write in the MediaWiki language. |
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You think this page got here by magic?
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