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Matthew D. Wattie

A rare species that originated from a cave in the 1500's. They are giants that can crush an entire village within minutes. They are naturally aggressive and often kill just for fun. They are, however, extremely stupid, and if you were to come across one, just hit it in the head and it will run. Remarkably, these creatures possess the ability to talk; unfortunately, due to there staggering stupidy, these creatures are extremely long winded.

Diet

There diet consists of:

  • Whole pieces of messy cake
  • Old yogurt
  • Complete loaves of bread
  • Large Bottles of sparkling apple juice
  • Anything edible
  • Mostly crap

Appearance:

  • Height- Range from 6'11 at birth and grow to about 8'5 in adulthood.
  • Weight- roughly 2 tons as an infant and 15 as an adult
  • Wields PSP in one fist and ticket book in the other in the other.
  • Stupid looking.

§=Lingo=

  • Arooooo
  • Arararah!
  • Hey!
  • Arrrrrrrggghhh! (exclaims this while yawning)
  • You homeless, ya?

John Herrington (Astronaut)

Contact

If you do somehow come in contact with one of these abominations unto god, just keep walking and don't make eye contact. If you by any chance have any food on you, drop it and run.If a Goon does sniff you out just hide behind something right in front of it. They are to gullible to notice where you went. Hello, my name is bob...What is yours?