User:DannyQuack/Mohawk

A long list of different types of Mohawks

History

One day my friend and I were talking about Mohawks and Fohawks . Then, we started making up new kinds of Mohawks. The list got so big, that I decided to make a page about it. Just to clear things up: I don't have a Mohawk... At least.. not yet, anyways.

Jeff L. Comiso

The List

This is a long list of different types of Mohawks. Feel free to add your own. All prefixes of the "hawk" must end with "o" or the "o" sound. The prefixes must be real words or commonly used non-real words.

Mohawk- Do I really need to define a Mohawk? Fauxhawk- When you have a "fake" Mohawk. Your head is not shaved.

A

• Arrowhawk- When you shave your hair, leaving a triangle shape in the front, thus making an arrow tip. Not recommended long.

B

• Bohawk- When Bo Bice has a Mohawk.
• Brohawk- When your brother has a mohawk.
• Blowhawk- When your Mohawk is crooked because the wind has blown it to the side.
• Bi-Hawk- having two mohawks
• Bowhawk-When you put a bow in your mowhawk

C

• Co-hawk- When two people put their heads next to eachother and it looks like a Mohawk.
• Chohawk- When a Chinese person has a Mohawk. Named for Margaret Cho?
• Cookie-doughawk- When your Mohawk is covered with cookie dough.
• Cheeriohawk- When you stick Cheerios through small spikes on your Mohawk.
• Chelseahawk - A mohawk and bangs. A combination between a chelsea cut and a mohawk.
• Chomomtakesafatshitonthelawnohawk - When your mom shits on the lawn, and your forced to scoop it up with your Mexican neighbors 4 year old son's mohawk.

D

• Doehawk- When a deer has a Mohawk.
• Duohawk- When a Mohawk is split into two parts.
• Deathhawk - A teased hair mohawk. Comonly seen in the deathrock subculture.

E

• Emohawk- When an emo person has a Mohawk.

F

• 'Frohawk- When you shave your Afro into a Mohawk.
• Flowhawk- When you are riding a FlowRider and you have a Mohawk. Flowhawk's can also be Mohawks that "flow" into a mullet in the back.
• Flamingohawk- When a flamingo has a Mohawk.
• Foehawk - When your enemy has a Mohawk better then yours.
• Fauxhawk - A fake mohawk. Normal hair put up in mohawk style.

G

• Gohawk- When you are going somewhere and you have a Mohawk.
• Growhawk- When you are still growing your Mohawk out.
• Glowhawk- When your Mohawk can glow in the dark.

H

• Hohohohawk- When Santa has a Mohawk.
• Hobohawk- when a hobo has a mohawk.
• Hohawk-When a ho has a mohawk

Credit: Thanks to Jeff L. Comiso

J

• Joehawk- When someone named "Joe" has a Mohawk.
• Judohawk- when you are doing martial arts (specifically Judo) and you have a Mohawk.
• Jell-ohawk- When your Mohawk is covered with Jell-O (fat free, of course)

K

• Kudohawk- When someone gives you kudos because your Mohawk is so cool.

L

• Lowhawk- When you are down low and have a Mohawk.
• Limbohawk- When your Mohawk is so big, that when you limbo, it touches the ground.
• Libertyhawk - Having a spiked mohawk. A combination between liberty spikes and a mohawk.

M

• Mowhawk- When your Mohawk is so huge that you are not able to cut it with scissors, but must use a lawn mower.

N

• Nohawk- When you don't have a Mohawk. :(
• Neatohawk- When someone says, "That Mohawk is neat-o!"
• Narrowhawk- When your Mohawk is not very wide.

O

• Ohawk- When your mohawk goes around your head like a "O".

P

• Poehawk- When Edgar Allan Poe has a Mohawk.
• Play-dohawk- when you have Play-doh on top of your Mohawk.
• Photohawk- When someone takes a photograph of your Mohawk.
• Paulhawk - Extremely long mohawk that would not make sense for a white guy to have cause it is way too much hair for emo.

Q

qoutahawk- when your hawk meets exspectations.

R

• Rowhawk- When you are rowing a boat and have a Mohawk.
• Rackohawk- When you are playing Racko and you have Mohawk.
• Rainbowhawk- When every spike of your Mohawk is a different color of the rainbow.

S

• Slowhawk- A Mohawk created not by shaving your head but by plucking out hairs one at a time.
• Snowhawk- A temporary Mohawk made of snow.
• Statusquohawk- A Mohawk that lives in the present.
• Stevohawk - when steve-o has a mohawk.
• Sohawk-When you say "I have a mohawk" and people say "So?"

T

• Toehawk- When your feet are so hairy, that you are able to have a Mohawk across your toes.
• Taekwondohawk- When someone who does Taekwondo comes up to you and uses a karate chop to slice off your Mohawk.
• Trihawk - Having three mohawks.

U

• Unohawk- When you have a Mowhawk while playing Uno.

V

Vowhawk- When you have a Mowhawk during your wedding, and are so nervous and exited that you pronounce your vows wrong.

W

• Wohawk- When your Mohawk is so cool, that everybody says, "Wo! That Mohawk is so cool!"

X

Xylohawk- when you can play your mohawk like a xylophone

Y

• Yohawk- When everyone says, "Yo! You have a Mohawk?"
• Yellowhawk- When your Mohawk is dyed yellow.

Z

Zoehawk-When someone named Zoe has a mohawk