CONFIDENTIAL REPORT
Agent Koopa is a new user on Wikipedia, though he has contributed (in small amounts)for a long time before that. He has dubious links to the Uncyclopedia, and more-advertised links to GameFaqs, where he is a member.
He appears trustworthy, but his true intentions are not known. If you visit his talk page, it may be advisable to use caution. (And please scrub a copy of this report from that page! It shouldn't be where he can see it!)
He owns a Nintendo DS, Gamecube, and Nintendo 64, with a smattering of games for each.
It appears he has an irrational fear of question marks at night, when he is tired.
More to come.